Feeling a Little Unenthusiastic about Nature?
Are you haunted by birds outside your window? Do they taunt you to the point you feel you may have to take drastic measures just to survive without going completely insane?
To the crows ka-ka-ing outside my bedroom window at 5:30am. Unless you take your morning meeting elsewhere, I may have a bb gun in my future. You’ve been warned.
This reminds me a little too much of Failure to Launch. Not a great film, but worth a viewing just because of the sideshow bob characters, one of whom {Zooey Deschanel} is been driven mad by a chirping mocking bird. The poor girl just can’t get any sleep as a result of this bird’s incessant talking. Her plan of action was not any nobler than my friend’s up above.
White Noise Mimics Nature and Therefore Trumps It
When I hear of these complaints, I just can’t help but think, why? There are many, many noises that you can’t do much about, such as the sound of your newborn crying inconsolably or a train passing you at 4am. However, most of nature and its, um, noisiness, can be dealt with in much more humanitarian ways. At the risk of sounding like a broken record, how about a little white noise? Ironically, white noise usually mimics nature sounds, which may seem counter-intuitive when trying to cover nature sounds. However, real nature is sporadic and unpredictable, and while breathtakingly peaceful outdoors on a hike, it is incredibly disturbing while trying to sleep. In contrast, white noise simulates nature sounds- it’s less authentic, I suppose, but the benefit is a uniform, consistent sound. This kind of uniformity enables you to sleep and stay asleep because your brain focuses on it instead of errant noises. Plus, as long as you don’t choose chirping birds, there shouldn’t be any startling tweets that bring you out of slumber.
If nature outside your bedroom window is getting a little too realistic, try a sound machine so you can tune it out and get a good night’s sleep.




